Why become a Jabroni

We hate the thread boys.
We hate the fake hustle porn.
We hate the AI-generated posts that sound like someone gave ChatGPT a concussion.
And so does everyone else.

What works?
→ Content that’s funny, self-aware, and brutally real
→ Stuff that makes you part of the in-group. The people who get it
→ Shit people send to friends and say, “This. Finally someone said it.”

That’s what we make.

Work with Jack and Will

What We Actually Do

We help:

• Founders sound knowledgeable and relatable.
• VCs get remembered for more than their headshots
• Sales guys finally post something that doesn't make them hate themselves
• Brands feel human again (or at least meme-fluent)

We write:

• High-authority shitposts
• Meme campaigns
• Fundraising announcements that don't sound like everyone else's
• Thought leadership with a sense of humor (yes, it's possible)

Who It’s For

• People who tried content but haven't figured it out yet
• People who want to throw their phone in a lake and move to Montana
• People who know how the game works — and want to win it without sounding like a try-hard
• People who want to be in the tribe — and signal that they get the joke

If you’re in tech, have a sense of humor, and want to stand out, you’ll like working with us.

Pricing

$5,000 / month

Includes:

• 3 custom posts/week (12/month)
• Strategy call (1/week) + brand voice calibration
• Unlimited edits
• One-on-one attention

Availability

We keep it small so we can go deep…. (at least that’s what my ex-gf told me)

We work with 4 new clients per month. We have 2 spots left for 20th November 2025.

You In? 

We’re not a content agency.

Wait, yes we are. But we make content that doesn’t make people want to jump off a WeWork.

Drop your info here or DM Jack.